Funny Birthday Wishes
A lighter? We’re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles.
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old you are.
It must have been Napoleon in command since you were separated from your mother.
Can you snuff all these candles or should I call the fire department?
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
Happy Birthday, you old man.
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
So many candles for such a little cake.
You are only as old as you act.
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