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Rude birthday wishes Collection<\/p>\n

Hey you.. a very happy birthday to you..now that I have wished you give me my cake and lets get the party started old man!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey I can\u2019t believe that you survived another year man\u2026 You\u2019re as old as the tree in your backyard I guess, well whatever it is happy birthday to you!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh my God, another year gone and you\u2019re still the same\u2026 The one who said aging makes us wise was a fool I guess\u2026 Happy birthday dear boy..!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Woho one more year passed and now you\u2019re as old as the independent America!! Now that calls for a party eh..happy birthday!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Happy birthday\u2026this year I thought of gifting you the birthday candles but realized that the candles were costing more than the cake.. so I bought the cake!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

All your life you stopped us from asking your age, and now you\u2019re too old to remember it.. well nonetheless happy birthday to you girl!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey friend!! A very happy birthday to you.. I thought of giving you something vintage on birthday this year so here it is\u2026your own photograph!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Happy birthday to the guy who can go looking for vintage items in his own store room\u2026gosh you\u2019re too old man!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey pal..happy birthday..it\u2019s me your only friend other than the alcohol!! I hope you\u2019ll be awake on your birthday at least\u2026\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now is the time to admit that you have actually grown old.. you\u2019re not sixteen anymore old lady!! So get up and do a reality check..by the way happy birthday!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey, happy birthday to you fat ass\u2026.now get your big fat ass out here so we can get the party started you hear me?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey there, happy birthday you big fat knob head of a guy!! Don\u2019t worry I would say nothing more as its your birthday today, consider yourself lucky..\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh my god I can\u2019t believe how lucky you are to get wished by me on your birthday\u2026 happy birthday loser.. let\u2019s have a party!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey sweetie happy birthday!! You know I remember your birthday because you\u2019re the only family member I am least ashamed to be associated with..\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey old man\u2026just dropped in to say happy birthday to you and that this year your birthday is going to be legen-wait for it and I hope you\u2019re not gonna die before I finish this sentence-dary!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You don\u2019t expect to light candles on your birthday cake this year do you? Because if you do then it\u2019s gonna take hours to light them.. happy birthday !!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It\u2019s time for you to believe that you have grown old and probably book some pilgrimage travel rather than plan to go to vegas.. happy birthday by the way!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Heyy I just couldn\u2019t stand to see you smile so I came over here to celebrate your birthday and now you\u2019re gonna have to spend a lot to make me happy\u2026happy birthday..\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I am so happy that I stay so far away that I don\u2019t need to make an excuse for not attending your stupid birthday parties..and ya happy birthday to you.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey you lazy bones, get your ass off from that bed and come here, I have come a long way to screw your birthday haha..happy birthday!!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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