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Funny birthday wishes Collection<\/p>\n
A lighter? We\u2019re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Can you snuff all these candles or should I call the fire department?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I\u2019m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old you are.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I figured out, what\u2019s the most difficult thing to do. I think it\u2019s the counting of your wrinkles. It\u2019s impossible to find one.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Another year for your back means another year that won\u2019t suck.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Happy Birthday, you old man.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Don\u2019t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I think we\u2019re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
So many candles for such a little cake.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
You are only as old as you act.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Happy Birthday! You look fine for a person who is by one year closer to death.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Happy Birthday, you old man.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Have you ever try to get your self in a fridge and see what happens?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
You are as old as you look.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right \u2026old man?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
You must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Huppy birthday my dear uncle! we didn’t buy you a birthday cake ok? we haven’t much for so many candles.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
As people age, they develop wrinkles. It\u2019s something natural, don\u2019t feel bad with it.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Most of the well-known people became famous in a bygone age. Don\u2019t you feel lucky?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Consider yourself a glass of wine. The more the age the more the taste.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Men age like wine, women age like cheese.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are in a vulnerable age.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Another year, another visit to the doctor.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Happy Birthday, but what\u2019s your secret; a time machine or something.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Happy Birthday! It\u2019s about time you start acting like your real age.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Come on, don\u2019t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you\u2019re older, trust me it\u2019s better than the alternative.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Recently I found out in which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It\u2019s the reason so many people came to your place.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Fiddle de dee and fiddle de dum. My kingdom for a cake. I know my words don\u2019t really rhyme and I know you know I don\u2019t bake. So instead of cake let\u2019s order pizza and a big order of mac and cheese oh fiddle de dee, and fiddle de please i really hope you aren\u2019t lactose intolerant i ordered extra cheese have a happy rooting tooting Birthday.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
No matter how many times you tell me and no matter how many people wish you I just won\u2019t accept the fact that is your birthday. You don\u2019t look older; neither do you look wiser, you don\u2019t look any older than you were before, you certainly don\u2019t look smarter. If you pester me yes okay, Happy Birthday but I still don\u2019t acknowledge that you are any older than you were the day I met you, both mentally and physically.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n