Funny Birthday Wishes
You are as old as you look. Have you ever try to get your self in a fridge and see what happens?
It’s ok you can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man.
Right …old man?
Recently I found out in which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the
reason so many people came to your place.
Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
You must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.