Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny birthday wishes Collection



A lighter? We’re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles.

Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.

Can you snuff all these candles or should I call the fire department?

I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old you are.




I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.

Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.

Happy Birthday, you old man.

Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.

I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.

So many candles for such a little cake.

You are only as old as you act.

Happy Birthday! You look fine for a person who is by one year closer to death.

Happy Birthday, you old man.

Have you ever try to get your self in a fridge and see what happens?

You are as old as you look.

Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.

Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?

Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!

You must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.

You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.

Huppy birthday my dear uncle! we didn’t buy you a birthday cake ok? we haven’t much for so many candles.

As people age, they develop wrinkles. It’s something natural, don’t feel bad with it.

Most of the well-known people became famous in a bygone age. Don’t you feel lucky?

Consider yourself a glass of wine. The more the age the more the taste.

Men age like wine, women age like cheese.

Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are in a vulnerable age.

Another year, another visit to the doctor.

They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.

Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something.

Happy Birthday! It’s about time you start acting like your real age.

Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.

Recently I found out in which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.

Fiddle de dee and fiddle de dum. My kingdom for a cake. I know my words don’t really rhyme and I know you know I don’t bake. So instead of cake let’s order pizza and a big order of mac and cheese oh fiddle de dee, and fiddle de please i really hope you aren’t lactose intolerant i ordered extra cheese have a happy rooting tooting Birthday.

No matter how many times you tell me and no matter how many people wish you I just won’t accept the fact that is your birthday. You don’t look older; neither do you look wiser, you don’t look any older than you were before, you certainly don’t look smarter. If you pester me yes okay, Happy Birthday but I still don’t acknowledge that you are any older than you were the day I met you, both mentally and physically.

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